College 1. Coffee is your best friend 2. Last nights become standard 3. There are 651651 other things to do when you are procrastinating 4. Soroiwhore/ sorostitutes are real words 5. Hygiene decreases substancailly in some people 6. The bus you need will never get there 7. Papers get a lot longer. 5 pages is a relief 8. Finals suck 9. Finals week sucks 10. Dining hall food is awesome 11. Ramen noodles are a food group 12. Free shirts
- I miss high school
- I did nothing in high school
- F.I.N.A.L.S- Fuck, I never actually learned shit
- 4 AM is a perfectly reasonable time to sleep
- Tents can be set up in SLC
- Coffee <3
- Chocolate chip scones are delicious
- I never really learned how to study
- People suck. They take two chairs AND a footstool when the building is packed.
- Dining halls are empty or packed. Nothing in between
- Colleges know how to relieve stress. They put butcher paper and crayons in the dining halls
- Baby Kangaroos. Enough said
- Free massages
- Procrastination takes many forms
- Stumbleupon=crack
- People are dumb. You’re and your are not interchangeable
- Bitches talk shit
- Finals are insanely long
- Cumulative finals SUCK
- Cream Soda and beef jerky became food groups
- Need new highlighters
- OUT OF NOTECARDS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- Sleep is overrated
- Too much free time. I procrastinate more when I have more time
- Roommates become ever present when trying to study
That’s about my life right now
- Everything tastes so much better at midnight
- Midnight is the new 9 PM
- What is breakfast?
- COFFEE
- I hate chemistry
- You will sleep through your 8 AM
- 8 AM classes suck
- Lucky charms and Apple Jacks <3
- Your best friend is the smart guy
- Laundry day= devil day
- Football games are amazing
- Easy mac is considered gourmet
- Pandora becomes a necessity while studying
- COFFEE
- Jenna Marble videos get more funny the later it is
- Cat videos will always be entertaining
- Harry Potter isn’t nerdy
- Chemistry sucks
- You will forget to take your towel to the shower at least once because it is 6 AM and you went to sleep at 12 AM
- Have I mentioned coffee??
- Walking a ton becomes mundane
- You realize how much walking sucks
- You keep saying “I’m going to go work out today” but it will never happen
- You lose all sense of personal boundaries and shame
- Boys get much cuter….. and creepier
- Sleeping late turns into sleeping all day which results in no sleep the following night and then the cycle repeats
- Homework can only be put off so much
- Make friends with the creepy, nerdy kids. They are the nicest, smartest people you will ever meet.
- Sleep becomes more important. Personal hygiene loses importance (Yes showers are still taken but there is no primping)
- Make up is a luxury for special occasions\
More to come later :)
The King has been dead 34 years today.
RIP
I officially started my freshman year at UGA today. I only got lost once but I WAS in the right building so I don’t think it really counts. I was on the wrong floor because I looked at the room number of a different class so i was trying to go to an non-existent classroom. It was awful when I asked the janitor where to go and he was like “Uhh we don’t have that room here.” That was basically the only time I got lost though. I had already walked out my schedule so I knew where the buildings were.
I managed to drop my sunglasses and have them shatter into a million pieces. Then my chem teacher talked insanely fast so i didn’t get like half the notes that I was supposed to. I guess I will just get them offline. Speaking of chemistry, my class has about 400 people in it. My English class had 6 today. Like seriously, SIX people in the entire effing class. I am perfectly cool with it though. It is going to be a pretty tight knit group. I can already tell.
After English, I went with some friends to wait on a bus to take us to Joe Harris for lunch. I managed to get on a bus and they didn’t so I rode the whole way there alone and then ate lunch with two girls I didn’t know but they seemed nice enough.
After that, I got back on the bus (but it was the first on that came by) so I ended up riding back to Tate and getting off. I walked back to my dorm and damn. It was hot. I thought about collapsing on my bed but then I decided not to. I was going to NOT procrastinate and do my German homework but then the website wouldn’t let me download Unit 1. So basically I’m S.O.L on all homework. I am now sitting in my dorm lobby writing an insanely long paragraph that no one will read but it makes me feel better haha :)



Win!

I. want. one. NOW.

Yeah. That about sums it up