The diary of a college freshman
College

College 1. Coffee is your best friend 2. Last nights become standard 3. There are 651651 other things to do when you are procrastinating 4. Soroiwhore/ sorostitutes are real words 5. Hygiene decreases substancailly in some people 6. The bus you need will never get there 7. Papers get a lot longer. 5 pages is a relief 8. Finals suck 9. Finals week sucks 10. Dining hall food is awesome 11. Ramen noodles are a food group 12. Free shirts

Finals week
  1. I miss high school
  2. I did nothing in high school
  3. F.I.N.A.L.S- Fuck, I never actually learned shit
  4. 4 AM is a perfectly reasonable time to sleep
  5. Tents can be set up in SLC
  6. Coffee <3
  7. Chocolate chip scones are delicious
  8. I never really learned how to study
  9. People suck. They take two chairs AND a footstool when the building is packed.
  10. Dining halls are empty or packed. Nothing in between
  11. Colleges know how to relieve stress. They put butcher paper and crayons in the dining halls
  12. Baby Kangaroos. Enough said
  13. Free massages
  14. Procrastination takes many forms
  15. Stumbleupon=crack
  16. People are dumb. You’re and your are not interchangeable
  17. Bitches talk shit
  18. Finals are insanely long
  19. Cumulative finals SUCK
  20. Cream Soda and beef jerky became food groups 
  21. Need new highlighters
  22. OUT OF NOTECARDS? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  23. Sleep is overrated
  24. Too much free time. I procrastinate more when I have more time
  25. Roommates become ever present when trying to study

That’s about my life right now

things I’ve learned thus far in college
  1. Everything tastes so much better at midnight
  2. Midnight is the new 9 PM
  3. What is breakfast?
  4. COFFEE
  5. I hate chemistry
  6. You will sleep through your 8 AM
  7. 8 AM classes suck
  8. Lucky charms and Apple Jacks <3
  9. Your best friend is the smart guy
  10. Laundry day= devil day
  11. Football games are amazing
  12. Easy mac is considered gourmet
  13. Pandora becomes a necessity while studying
  14. COFFEE
  15. Jenna Marble videos get more funny the later it is
  16. Cat videos will always be entertaining
  17. Harry Potter isn’t nerdy
  18. Chemistry sucks
  19. You will forget to take your towel to the shower at least once because it is 6 AM and you went to sleep at 12 AM
  20. Have I mentioned coffee??
  21. Walking a ton becomes mundane
  22. You realize how much walking sucks
  23. You keep saying “I’m going to go work out today” but it will never happen
  24. You lose all sense of personal boundaries and shame
  25. Boys get much cuter….. and creepier
  26. Sleeping late turns into sleeping all day which results in no sleep the following night and then the cycle repeats
  27. Homework can only be put off so much
  28. Make friends with the creepy, nerdy kids. They are the nicest, smartest people you will ever meet.
  29. Sleep becomes more important. Personal hygiene loses importance (Yes showers are still taken but there is no primping)
  30. Make up is a luxury for special occasions\

More to come later :)

Elvis

The King has been dead 34 years today.

RIP

Freshman again…

I officially started my freshman year at UGA today. I only got lost once but I WAS in the right building so I don’t think it really counts. I was on the wrong floor because I looked at the room number of a different class so i was trying to go to an non-existent classroom. It was awful when I asked the janitor where to go and he was like “Uhh we don’t have that room here.” That was basically the only time I got lost though. I had already walked out my schedule so I knew where the buildings were.

I managed to drop my sunglasses and have them shatter into a million pieces. Then my chem teacher talked insanely fast so i didn’t get like half the notes that I was supposed to. I guess I will just get them offline. Speaking of chemistry, my class has about 400 people in it. My English class had 6 today. Like seriously, SIX people in the entire effing class. I am perfectly cool with it though. It is going to be a pretty tight knit group. I can already tell.

After English, I went with some friends to wait on a bus to take us to Joe Harris for lunch. I managed to get on a bus and they didn’t so I rode the whole way there alone and then ate lunch with two girls I didn’t know but they seemed nice enough.

After that, I got back on the bus (but it was the first on that came by) so I ended up riding back to Tate and getting off. I walked back to my dorm and damn. It was hot. I thought about collapsing on my bed but then I decided not to. I was going to NOT procrastinate and do my German homework but then the website wouldn’t let me download Unit 1. So basically I’m S.O.L on all homework. I am now sitting in my dorm lobby writing an insanely long paragraph that no one will read but it makes me feel better haha :)

Win!

Win!

I. want. one. NOW.

I. want. one. NOW.

Yeah. That about sums it up

Yeah. That about sums it up

lotus